February 28, 2009

Samson and....


Delilah. This is the face of Delilah, the lady from KEZK 102.5's sickeningly over-the-top radio program. I don't know why, but I listen to it on the way home from work on Wednesdays, purely because she bothers me so much. Her advice to people always seems to have a twist to it. One day a lady called in to say that she had met the man of her dreams on the Internet and that they were getting married, so she wanted to dedicate a song to him. Delilah proceeded to tell her that she was making a mistake and that people weren't always what they seem. Hmmm..... Another day, a man called in and she literally said, "I know how you are feeling. You feel like a large eagle has landed on your chest, RIPPING OUT YOUR HEART WITH IT'S SHARP TALONS!!!" I parked the car and laughed until I cried. It was totally bizarre. Top that with her ability to put me into a diabetic coma, and you've got real entertainment.

3 comments:

timpani76 said...

Wow, comparing her to the biblical delilah seems pretty harsh ;)

I listen to her show occasionally, but some of her advice is pretty weird. Also, she finds some weird songs for people's dedications when they want her to pick.

Renae said...

Ugh! I hate that Delilah lady! It's amazing that she's still around. I've never heard such barfiness!

Jeanette and Jason said...

Yes, Delilah. What a ..... treat? I remember a long time ago (we were in Hamel) I was listening to the station and this girl called in who was probably 18 saying she was a model and so she traveled a lot and really missed her little sister so she wanted to dedicate a song to her. I kid you not Delilah layed a guilt trip on her for several minutes about "what is most important?" and that kind of stuff. I remember thinking, "Shut up, Delilah. She's not her mom. She's her sister. She is allowed to be a model if she wants to be one." Golly. I was just pleased to hear the sisters had such a loving relationship.

Thanks for coming down this weekend. I had fun and wish you could have stayed a lot longer. We don't get to hang out together as much as I'd like.

The word verification word is grion. When I first say it I thought it said groin. :)